I FINISHED MY PLAYLIST FROM PLAYLIST.COM

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Mostly country songs, so yeah, dont like it? fuck you.

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Flailing Vagina Monkeys.

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"Huh?" I said, as I gazed into her confused, happy eyes.

"Oh Daddy, I'm so glad you're here! NOW I CAN EAT YOUR SOUL." She said, as her eyes grew black and skin turned red as hell.

But I woke up, sweaty and panting. As I looked at my clock it said 4:00. "Two hours until work... great." By now I woke up Hannah, and turned to look at her. She sat up, but I noticed something... different about the shape of her head. "What the hell?" I turned to turn on my lamp, but she jumped on me and made us fall of the bed. I felt a searing pain in my something slithery pierced my skin and went down my throat. I shoved her off of me and then turned on the lamp. I looked at her to see her with no lower jaw and a long, sharp looking tongue. I grabbed my gun from in the nightstand, but it was too late. She had jumped on me and dug her tongue deep into my head. I could feel it wiggling around my head. Then she made a sound that sounded a lot like my alarm...

I woke up, sweaty and panting. As i looked at my clock it said 5:00. Just then i realized it was blaring loud enough to wake the whole neighborhood. Hannah was just awakening when I turned on the lamp to see her face. A perfect jaw on the perfect face that I married...

tl;dr = WAKEY WAKEY TIME FOR BAKEY

I woke up in a dark room with a terrible smell. I couldn't see anything, so i grabbed around. I touched a face, and threw my hand away. It was as cold as ice. I tried to pull myself up, but my tiredness struck me. I started to crawl, trying to find out where I was. My hand touched water. But this water was thick and gloopy. I soon realized that it was blood. That gave me enough adrenaline to jump on my feet. I started to feel around, and found a light switch. I flicked it up and turned around...

Blood and bodies. Dead people with their insides ripped out and people hanging with no lower bodies. I threw up and ran to the door. I tried to open it, only to find out it was locked. Then I saw a scratching on the door saying "Does anyone look like her?" I looked at the room, trying my hardest not to faint. I saw a body on the ground, with familiar hair. I came up to her and looked at her face. I saw a white paper in her mouth. I grabbed it and looked at it, trying to see through the blood. A horror sank over me as I gazed into my wife's eyes. I soon realized that everyone in this room looked familiar. Mom... Dad... John, Hannah... Everyone I loved was hanging on the wall, disemboweled on the floor, or drowned in a tub.

With tears running down my cheek, I looked at the back of the photo. It said "How does that feel? It hurts. I only did this because you did it to me." Confused as to why I, or anyone, would do anything like this. I looked into Hannah's face, remembering every moment we had together. I walked to the door and tried to open it again. Surprisingly, it opened. I walked out, and into a hall. Only one way was there, so I walked down and peered around the corner. I saw nothing, but a door. I peeked it open, and it was an empty room. But I heard a noise. A noise that sounded like... crying. I opened the door, and I saw a little girl crying in the corner. I walked to her, she looked up at me and said...

"Daddy?"

tl;dr = OH SHIT.

Newgrounds is a website.

+10 points of unfunny.

Finally got Artifact 19 on Thing-Thing Arena 3.

Real fun toy.... except when you get low on 'ammo'

Now i have no reason to play. All medals... blah blah blah.

Some Account Type Thing Here.

HOLY SHIT BAGS. I actually made an actual score on this near-impossible game.

HOLY SHIT.

Click to play the game.

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Quite. Lots, but not enough?

Your opinion, i dont fucking care about other peoples opinions...

GTA IV is pretty fun, but The Orange Box is better. Saint Row is awesome... can't what for SR 2. Speaking of 2, Fable 2 & Starcraft 2 is gonna be awesome. Or, *are* gonna be awesome. Fucking grammar.

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